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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Bundle of Sass and Junk

Emily/ Taurus / Student / 27 / Bi Ace
Whaddup I'm just some girl who likes to draw and reblogs whatever fits my fancy in the moment~!

kanerallels

kanerallels

Behold the progression of how Howl talks about/to Sophie

charlesoberonn

charlesoberonn

First part of a Twitter thread by @SamAsIAm: "A friend who is a municipal arborist just called to tell me about a guy who cut down 32 big mature trees on his neighbor's NJ property to get a better view of NYC. He hired a guy who hired another guy. Cut them down and left the debris there. The fine per tree is $1000 so the 1/ 2/ guy propably thought he was going to just pay a $32k fine. But the arborist wrote violations to all 3 parties, 96 in all (by hand, took him 12 hours) and there's a provision requiring the replanting of like trees "of the same size." And it's on an inaccessible by road"

Continuation of Twitter thread by @SamAsIAm: "3/ mountainside. He put the affronted landowner in touch with the only guy who would take on such a job. Thry have to build a road, remove the debris, plant big trees and water them for two years. He quoted $1.5 million. And additional fines total $400k. I hope whoever this ass 4/4 is he can't pay and they lien and sell his property, the value of which he probably figured would be increased so much a $32k fine was worth it, to cover the cost. We are living in the Jaime Dimon ethos. "So fine us, we can afford it. 4/5 The PS to this is I was just given a zoom link to the 1st court hearing tomorrow. I'm not sure if it's just for trail participants or spectators can use it, but if they let me observe I'll add more. It doesn't appear to have been picked up by any news source yet."

Quote Tweet by @ParSpec: "Apparently NOBODY ELSE IN THE QUOTE TWEETS RESPECTS TRADITION ENOUGH TO POST THE TREE LAW COMIC"

A 1-page comic by u/reachling: Panel 1: A saddenned person with short hair looking at a tree stump, their hands are holding the sides of their head. They're saying "Oh no! The rare cherry tree grandma brought with her from the old country! It's been chooped down!!" and then in another speech bubble "And only a week after the new neighbor complained about it blocking his view too!" Panel 2: The young person turns around with a befuddled look on their face. A speech bubble from the bushes says "Tree law?" Panel 3: A bald bearded lawyer with a suit and briefcase looks from behind a picket fence and says "Tree law?" Panel 4: Another lawyer with shades pops their head from inside the bushes and says "Tree law?!" Panel 5: Another lawyer crawls from under the stump with a briefcase and says "Tree law!!" Panel 6: The four lawyers carry the young person above them. The person is looking confused. Two of the lawyers are holding pitchforks and torches. Around them are raining dollar bills. The lawyers are chanting "Tree! Law! Tree! Law!"

Art by u/reachling

teaboot

fattylime

a study i did because i realized idk how to draw environments at all LMAO

teaboot

STOP SCROLLING THIS IS A PAINTING

devilmns

devilmns

character playlists aren’t for songs a character would listen to they are for songs that remind me of the character

ranmaruliker

ranmaruliker

the worst part ab having online friends is that to maintain the friendship you actually sort of have to have conversations with them. if we were all irl friends i would invite you into my home, give u my xbox controller & let u play a game on my bed while i lie next to u and coexist in ur space and backseat game you

catchymemes

catchymemes

badjokesbyjeff

badjokesbyjeff

What do you call a group of singing dolphins?

An orca-stra.

marshmallowace

Anonymous asked:

Ace heart??? :>

five-rivers answered:

@i-am-but-a-beta-fish Also requested this one!

marshmallowace

nancylou444

How is nobody talking about this:

But wait, it gets better:

Then it got better:

Mark Hamill got no time for stupid people. 💖

marshmallowace

Anonymous asked:

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corporatepridez answered:

The fuck did you say to me

corporatepridez